Happy Friday. Today is the first full day of spring, reason enough to pop open a morning Six-Pack and see what's inside.
There's no tweeting in Turkey today as the prime minister apparently has weirdly blocked access to the microblogging site. (BBC)
It's a bad news day when one of your lead headlines says nothing has happened yet, but that's the case in the ever-bizarre saga of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. (Voice of America)
Let's stay with the theme: Things get a little crazy within the ranks of the Democratic Party if Hillary Clinton decides not to run for president in 2016. (Politico)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.