Happy Wednesday from the crew (of one) at the Morning Six-Pack, where we're always buying the dips.
So this guy walks into his doctor's office ... and finds out his doctor is making $21 million. Ouch. (The New York Times)
So for some good news out of the Malaysian Air Flight 370: Beacon signals have been detected. The bad news is that the signals are really, really deep in the ocean. How deep? This deep. (Washington Post)
Get ready to pay more to bring home the bacon as a rare virus kills baby pigs and drives up prices by 10 percent or more. (AP)