Luftwaffe ("Germany's Thomas Muller's header got more air than the Luftwaffe.")
Pincer movement ("I haven't seen a pincer movement like that since Ardennes!")
Vichy ("Looks to me like the French are flopping to buy time. It didn't work for the Vichy government, and it won't work now.")
Axis or Allies ("The Germans have tilted the axis in their favor, and the French are running out of allies.")
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World War III ("Oh, that was a nasty foul. Is he trying to start World War III?")
Invasion ("And the German invasion begins anew.")
Panzer ("France is getting mowed over by German Panzers.")
Gaul, or de Gaulle ("GAAAAUUUUUULLLLL!!!!" when France scores. "He scored de Gaulle!")
Well, I'd say based on my bad puns, it looks like Germany may prevail.
Let's kick it up a notch.