A dull but important reminder: These are just for fun! Neither I nor my family invest in any of these predictions—or anything at all outside of our 401(k) plans and the offerings they include.
We at CNBC cannot own individual equities (save for shares of Comcast through our employee ownership program). I also don't buy or sell any options, commodities or short anything (though I wish I could have acted upon my negative feelings on gold the past few years).
With that out of the way, here are my predictions for 2015. If I'm right, you'll hear about it. If I'm wrong, I'm sure I'll hear about it from you. I wouldn't have it any other way.