You can find anything on Craigslist, real or fake, including a "slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer," that the buyer has to tow home from Humboldt County, California.
The Imperial II-class Star Destroyer is seen in the most recent Star Wars "Force Awakens" trailer and is no doubt an object of desire for many.
According to the Craigslist seller, the space vessel was owned by a navigator of a spice freighter and is up for sale because it's in the way of his farming activities.
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This state-of-the-art destroyer is 1,600 meters long and has an "atmospheric speed of 974 km/h". For potential buyers prone to space attacks, the selling point is that the vessel's "deflector shield generator domes" are intact.
But a Craigslist user warned against purchasing the Imperial II-Class Star Destroyer in a subsequent "Buyer Beware" post.
The user actually "drove all the way out to look at this thing," which was infested with "roaches and womp rats."
His final warning: "Believe me, this isn't the star destroyer you're looking for."