After the debate, Trump complained that Kelly "behaved very badly," something an angry husband denied immediate service of his evening drink and dinner might say about his wife in the 1950s.
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No GOP candidate is going to win the general election—much less against Hillary Clinton—if most women loathe him. And Trump is on his way to exactly that.
Then there were his crazy answers.
Trump said that without him the GOP would not be talking about illegal immigration. Laughable. It was a huge topic before he entered the fray.
The rest of his comments on the topic made no sense either: "This was not a subject that was on anybody's mind until I brought it up at my announcement," Trump said. "And I said, Mexico is sending. Except the reporters, because they're a very dishonest lot, generally speaking, in the world of politics, they didn't cover my statement the way I said it … The fact is, since then, many killings, murders, crime, drugs pouring across the border, are money going out and the drugs coming in. And I said we need to build a wall, and it has to be built quickly."
Pressed for evidence of his claims on murderers and rapists, Trump invoked "people" he talks to: "Border Patrol, I was at the border last week. Border Patrol, people that I deal with, that I talk to, they say this is what's happening. Because our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid."
Good stuff. Contrast that with Rubio: "Let me set the record straight on a couple of things. The first is, the evidence is now clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico. They're coming from Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras," he said. "Those countries are the source of the people that are now coming in its majority. I also believe we need a fence. The problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence, we have to be able to deal with that, too. And that's why you need an e-verify system and you need an entry-exit tracking system and all sorts of other things to prevent illegal immigration."
At one point, Chris Wallace asked Trump specifically what he would do about a despised Iranian general going to Russia to meet Vladimir Putin. This is what he said:
"I would be so different from what you have right now. Like, the polar opposite. We have a president who doesn't have a clue. I would say he's incompetent, but I don't want to do that because that's not nice. … But if you look at the deals we make, whether it's the nuclear deal with 24-hour periods—and by the way, before you get to the 24 hours, you have to go through a system."
If you can figure that one out you get a prize.