Congress and attorneys general express incredulity that companies that believe to have been victims of a data breach can't instantly understand if they've been hit, and if so, to what extent. Presumably their intent is to protect the common good but forcing businesses to notify authorities, shareholders, consumers, and others in advance of completed forensics could cause a flood of damaging misinformation — and aid the attackers themselves.

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Data breach investigation and response takes time. Even expert investigators do not have I-Dream-of-Jeannie-like powers to instantly understand an attack that sophisticated hackers may have taken months to plan, execute, and obfuscate. Incident response is like archeology, not magic. It's a painstaking, scientific endeavor.