"Nice work gents. . . I don my hat". Those forex-rigging HSBC traders copped some decent lingo. But it could quite easily have been George Osborne. That's not to suggest the U.K. Chancellor himself was actually involved in manipulating the $5.3 trillion a day market.

But rather, that he's made an even bigger turn than the numpty traders who were playing fast and loose with price of the dollar. After all, the fines that the five banks have coughed up will now go straight into Osborne's pre-election coffers. Last week's capers will add another £1.1 billion ($1.73 billion) to the previous booty, making a total of £2.2 billion. Nice work indeed.