While not exactly Lincoln vs. Douglas, perma-gold bull Peter Schiff squared off against Bitcoin bull Brian Kelly in a lively, no-holds-barred debate about what is the better investment on Monday's "Fast Money" on CNBC.

Bitcoin "is digital fool's gold — today's bitcoin could be tomorrow's Beanie Babies," said Schiff, who serves as CEO of Euro Pacific Capital. On the other hand, "gold had a long value of intrinsic value before it was money."