Howie Rappaport is flying to beautiful Hawaii this weekend, but you won't envy his trip when you get a glimpse of his itinerary.

Rappaport will fly from New York to Dallas, Dallas to Los Angeles and Los Angeles to Maui. There, he has a 90-minute layover — not long enough to leave security, never mind enjoy any part of the lush island — and then heads right back to New York on the same plane with a stop in St. Louis.