A cynical manipulation of the news flow or an honest miscalculation of windfall revenues?  I don’t have an answer, but there was some surprise this morning that Deutsche Bank results were slightly better than the guidance issued just four weeks ago. In the end, pretax profit for the third quarter was 200 million euros ($288 million) better than had been signaled, at 1.4 billion euros. In reality, I don’t think the spin of beating guidance will have distracted the market much from the unpleasantness contained in the divisional breakdown.

Total trading revenues down 71 percent, equity trading sales down 38 percent, investment banking revenues down 52 percent. Ugly. Still, Josef Ackermann, who remains in charge unlike his peer at Merrill Lynch, says the bank will hit its goal of a pretax profit of 8.4 billion euros next year if we have 'normally functioning markets'. It's very similar to the line we got from UBS. That seems like a very bold prediction, sitting where we are today – but let's run with the argument.