And the Big Winners from the Cyprus Crisis Are...

If you were the sort who believed that our most powerful financial institutions could arrange international crises at will in order to divert attention from their misdeeds, it would certainly pique your interest that the Cyprus crisis has managed to push both JPMorgan Chase's brutal treatment at a Friday Capitol Hill panel and SAC Capital's record insider trading fine off the radar.

But you aren't that sort. And neither are we. So we'll just let that one go.

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