We never really bought into that whole "Tepper Rally" thing. Still, it's fun finding out where he put his money.
Ladies and gentlemen, your new senator from the Garden State, Mr. Cory Booker. OK, there's still that little matter of a general election to win, but it all seems somehow preordained. So you think the left would be thrilled, right? No, in fact liberals are freaking out.
Sequestration rocks! Warnings of the apocalypse courtesy of Washington budget cuts turned out to be bogus. The deficit is tumbling and economic growth is just as crappy as it was when the U.S. was $1.3 trillion in the hole.
Austerity rocks! Warnings of the apocalypse courtesy of European budget cuts turned out to be bogus. The deficits are tumbling and economic growth is just as crappy as it was before the euro zone started getting its house in order. Go Europe!
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him @JeffCoxCNBCcom on Twitter.