This post will test a theory I have that management doesn't read this blog. Management doesn't even know who Fake Jane is, much to Fake Jane's dismay. I was hoping the new business network from "Down Under Man" (or someone who could be named Murdoch) might reach out to Fake Jane, but it has not.
"Down Under Man" told me to instead forward head shots of Real Jane's 17-year-old daughter, who's getting an "A" in high school Econ and therefore qualifies as anchor material.
Meantime, Fake Jane languishes on the fringes of CNBC stardom. It's hard to compete against people who are better looking, more talented, and younger. And the women aren't bad, either. HA! I mean, seriously, WHERE IS THE MALE COUNTERPART TO ERIN OR BECKY OR MARIA OR SUE OR TRISH OR MELISSA? Now, don't get me wrong, Fake Jane likes anything with a "y" chromosome, and, yes, the CNBC men are hot enough. Carl, Kernen, Mr. Haines (he scares Fake Jane), Dylan, Bill, Cramer, Kudlow. You get my meaning.