Fast Money: Wall Street Got Drunk!


In a now-famous clip circulated on Wall Street floors, President Bush is caught saying during a closed-door fundraiser in Houston that "Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover."

So in the spirit of that statement, we present:

“The Top 3 Ways You Know You're Really Drunk on Wall Street”

No. 3: Every time Wachovia cuts its dividend, you do a shot of Jager.

No. 2: You keep picturing Hank Paulson in a toga.

No.1: You stumble out of the bar at 2am and tap the Fed's discount window to buy one more round.


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