In a now-famous clip circulated on Wall Street floors, President Bush is caught saying during a closed-door fundraiser in Houston that "Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover."
So in the spirit of that statement, we present:
“The Top 3 Ways You Know You're Really Drunk on Wall Street”
No. 3: Every time Wachovia cuts its dividend, you do a shot of Jager.
No. 2: You keep picturing Hank Paulson in a toga.
No.1: You stumble out of the bar at 2am and tap the Fed's discount window to buy one more round.
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