And the day before Picard's suit, the curtain rises on a trial lawyer from San Francisco, Joseph Cotchett, who, with great fanfare, gets an interview with your husband in prison! Bernie has agreed to it, ostensibly, because Cotchett threatened to sue you and other family members (you poor thing, you are being so used!) on behalf of a dozen victims/clients--which turns out to be only one: a retired school teacher. Bernie, in keeping with his theme: Love is a many splendored thing, does what he must to protect you. What a guy. He reveals to them how the fraud was committed. At least that’s what Cotchett said. And you know these attorneys. Cotchett tells reporters of Bernie’s surprise at getting away with the scam for so long, which was due to the regulators not paying attention. Imagine that!...
Oh, in case you did not hear, they say Bernie looks pretty buff; he's been working out. You must feel a pang of irony that after 47 years, when taken away from you, there's a chance he's become at all attractive. Indulge yourself: go have a conjugal visit!
As ever - with far less ... Nancy Barrie-Chivian
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