Friday is No Pants Day.
I'm sure you knew that, right?
Neither did I.
Time to short...long...trousers.
The fight to go pants-free has been building for some time. No Pants Day has been celebrated in Austin, Texas for over a decade. Last year, someone set up a We Hate Pants web site"dedicated to fighting the staggeringly tragic war against pants."
The staggeringly hilarious fight even went to the subways of New York in January, where pants supporters and opponents faced off on a platform. "Take them off! Take them off!" screamed a crowd of young men who, well, had taken their pants off. One of them added, "If you are wearing pants, the terrorists have won!"