Bankers Versus Emo Kids: A Dialogue

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The scene: somewhere in a Manhattan nightspot.

Banker: Are you a paralegal too?

Girl: No. I'm a writer

Banker: Oh boy...

Girl: Oh boy? What does that mean? Is my job too plebian for you?

Banker: Not too plebian, brat. I just think of emo kids in skinny jeans.

Girl: Haha you're funny. You might be my favorite banker.

Banker: Oh so you hang out with a lot of bankers?

Girl: Nope. Just emo kids in skinny jeans.