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If Warren Buffett were an Olympian ...

Unscripted: If Warren Buffett were an Olympian ...
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Unscripted: If Warren Buffett were an Olympian ...

Peyton Manning and the one that got away …

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And if Warren Buffett was an Olympian ...

It's time for "Something Completely Different" with CNBC's Jane Wells and Sheila Dharmarajan—news the way we like it—all sarcasm all the time.

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—By CNBC's Gloria McDonough-Taub.