Happy Thursday. To our great relief, Bill Ackman has never accused the Morning Six-Pack of being a pyramid scheme.
Don't believe anybody when they tell you the market has failed. That's not how it works. (RealClearMarkets)
Pick a number, any number, and imagine the stock market going there. Twenty-six thousand? Sure, why not? (MSN)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.