Happy Monday. Stock market futures are looking kind of flat. "Flat" is a word we never like to use when talking about the Morning Six-Pack.
Don't like your 401(k) performance? Then take a look in the mirror, pal, because you just may be the problem. (Washington Post)
Produce lovers could be excused if they fear the rise of Big Banana, after a merger of Chiquita and its main competitor forms a billion-dollar company. (TIME)
The bizarre Mt.Gox saga may not be over yet: Hackers claim the bitcoin exchange they crushed is still sitting on more of the digital currency. (TechWeakeurope)
Bill Ackman has spent huge amounts of money trying to convince the world that Herbalife is a scam. (New York Times)
Obamacare nearly has hit its enrollment target in California. If those folks would only pay for their coverage, that would even be better. (San Jose Mercury News)
And finally ... well, this settles the bitcoin debate now, doesn't it? Nouriel Roubini says bitcoins are bad, very bad. CNBC.com's Matt Clinch explains.
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.
