Now, Cramer’s not telling you not to buy a restaurant stock. He’s just letting you know there a better ways to profit than banking on a better-than-expected same-store sales number.
When Cramer says there’s always a bull market somewhere, he means it. So don’t beat your head against the wall trying to make money by playing something that is just too hard.
Sure, many parts of investing are difficult, but Cramer shared some examples of why restaurant same-store sales are the worst. He once had the CEO of Dominos on the show and he assured Cramer that he'd be able to meet his same-store sales expectations. Cramer agreed with him, but the CEO got it wrong, the numbers were bad, and the stock tanked. The CEO of Dominos wasn't lying, he was just wrong because the numbers are too hard to predict. Both Starbucks and Panera Bread have suffered similar fates with same-store sales in the past. Up one month, down the next.
Bottom Line: Never be afraid to admit that something is too hard to game. Restaurant same-store sales are the hardest, but they're not the only things that are too hard to game. You're not admitting defeat or stupidity if you admit something is too hard – you're being smart and looking for easier pickings.
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