With the March Madness brackets set, we're breaking down the best names you'll hear during this year's NCAA basketball tournament. Actually, some of these names might not get called, as anyone on a roster on a team that made "The Big Dance" was eligible.
Nicknames do not count. That means we had to leave off Utah State's Pooh Williams, whose real name is Earnest and Akron's Humpty Hitchens, whose real name is Anthony.
G A.J. Slaughter, Western Kentucky
G Bubba Chisholm, Illinois
F Sam Sussenguth, North Dakota State
F Maze Stallworth, Morehead State
C Chief Kickingstallionsims, Alabama State
G Dionte Christmas, Temple
G Dash Harris, Texas A&M
F Cam Thoroughman, West Virginia
F Keaton Nankivil, Wisconsin
C Idong Ibok, Michigan State
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