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The news can get a little heavy sometimes, with debt crises, vicious markets and crappy earnings reports. So, we dispatched our crack reporters, Cindy Perman and Jane Wells, to find some levity amid all this seriousness. May we offer you a Keynesian cocktail with a side of bacon?

Why a Pony? To be clear, there were no ponies harmed in the making of this blog. The blog’s name, “There Must Be a Pony In Here Somewhere,” comes from an old joke, a favorite of Ronald Reagan’s, that essentially means, with a pile of you-know-what this big, there MUST be a pony—a bright side—in here somewhere!

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Make Those Empty Storefronts Pretty!

Published: Tuesday, 23 Jun 2009 | 2:24 PM ET

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By: Cindy Perman
CNBC.com Staff Writer

Empty storefronts can deter shoppers but there are some very creative solutions coming out to plug these gaping holes in the retail landscape.

Source: inwindowoutdoor.com
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Rows of stores “look like teeth,” said Steve Birnhak, CEO of Inwindow Outdoor, which puts ads in vacant storefront windows. “When one goes out of business, it’s like the street lost a tooth!” he said.

And that can lead to urban decay, Birnhak said. People start littering in front of the store. It doesn’t get picked up. The windows get graffitied. Next thing you know, people are crossing the street to avoid the empty storefront and it hurts surrounding businesses.

“It’s a downward spiral,” he said.

As a result, some landlords have started renting out the vacant windows for advertising or art displays. It serves two purposes: It brings in some revenue in the short term until a new business moves in and it helps keep the block from looking like it's going downhill.

Birnhak started his business in 2002 after he noticed a GI Joe display in a window on 23^rd Street in Manhattan, when there wasn't a store there. (Turns out, a lot of toy companies have offices in that building.) A lightbulb went off in his head and he realized vacant store windows could be a great place for marketing.

Since the recession started and the pace of store closings has escalated, Birnhak has seen his revenue soar.

He places storefront ads for clients including Intel [INTC Loading... () ], Target [TGT Loading... () ], Disney [DIS Loading... () ], JPMorgan Chase [JPM Loading... () ], Sony [SNE Loading... () ], JetBlue [JBLU Loading... () ] and Sprint [S Loading... () ].

They’re even doing some high-tech ads in vacant storefront windows that involve hologram, touch-screen and Bluetooth technologies.

Birnhak said his clients love it because the ads are huge and at eye level. You just couldn’t do interactive technology like this on a big billboard so high above the target audience.

Plus, the communities appreciate it because it stems urban decay at the source.

Of course, there are some cities opposed to such ads and activists who are campaigning against what they call “illegal” ads.

Birnhak said his company is working with these groups that oppose the ads.

“What’s the alternative?” Birnhak said. “You’ve got an empty, dead space, maybe it has a ladder, hanging brown paper — we cover that up,” he explained.

Meanwhile, in New Rochelle, NY, the town is getting ready to pass a law that is precisely the opposite: It wants to require landlords to cover up such empty storefronts with artwork or something more pleasing to the eye than a vacant window, the Journal News reports.

“Obviously it's always preferable to have all storefronts filled with active and successful businesses," Mayor Noam Bramson is quoted as saying. "But we recognize in a difficult economy and in a general transitional period for our downtown we should make provisions for improving the appearance of vacant storefronts."

And in New Haven, Conn., Yale students are using empty storefronts to display their sculptures.

It may just be art and advertising that save small towns and big cities, alike, from the grip of the recession.

How do you like them apples, tough guy?

You may now apologize for all the times you used the phrase: “Arty farty.”

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