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It’s that time of year again, where we comb the rosters of the BCS conference schools and find the names that stick out. It’s a tough task and it requires hours of scrutiny, which is why I employed my assistant James Kaminsky to narrow down the list from hundreds to the final 33 names. In order to be eligible, you just have to have creative parents — that’s all folks.

First Team

Gelo Orange, Wake Forest
Marvin McNutt, Iowa
Barkevious Mingo, LSU
Justin Cabbagestalk, Vanderbilt
Mister Alexander, Florida State
Chi Chi Ariguzo, Northwestern
Masengo Kabongo, Maryland
Shady Salamon, Minnesota
Rockey Duplessis, LSU
Synijyn Days, Georgia Tech
Rantavious Wooten, Georgia

Second Team

Jake Stoneburner, Ohio State
T-Bob Hebert, LSU
Brock Mansion, Cal
Tank Sessions, Florida State
Zach Grossnickle, Colorado
Ego Ferguson, LSU
Mikhail Marinovich, Syracuse
D.J. Fluker, Alabama
Darrington Sentimore, Arkansas
Faron Klingelhoefer, Nebraska
Brenton Spickerman, Oregon

Honorable Mention

Wisdom Onyegbule, Illinois
Collin Sleeper, Iowa
Rocco Cironi, Michigan State
Qua Huzzie, Kentucky
Deanthoine Summerhill, Tennessee
Bo Moos, Arizona State
Covaughn DeBoskie-Johnson, Cal
Taiwan Easterling, Florida State
Euclid Cummings, Georgia Tech
Al-Terek McBurse, Purdue
Coddye Ring-Noonan, Wisconsin

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