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  • Cindy Perman

      News Editor at CNBC.com and the author of The Pony Blog (ponyblog.cnbc.com). She has also written a book, “New York Curiosities,” and does stand-up comedy.

  • Jane Wells

      CNBC business news reporter, based in Los Angeles, covering the defense and technology industries. She writes the CNBC.com blog Funny Business.

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ABOUT THIS BLOG

The news can get a little heavy sometimes, with debt crises, vicious markets and crappy earnings reports. So, we dispatched our crack reporters, Cindy Perman and Jane Wells, to find some levity amid all this seriousness. May we offer you a Keynesian cocktail with a side of bacon?

Why a Pony? To be clear, there were no ponies harmed in the making of this blog. The blog’s name, “There Must Be a Pony In Here Somewhere,” comes from an old joke, a favorite of Ronald Reagan’s, that essentially means, with a pile of you-know-what this big, there MUST be a pony—a bright side—in here somewhere!

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How Do You Fix the Housing Market? Bulldoze It

Published: Tuesday, 2 Aug 2011 | 2:49 PM ET
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By: Cindy Perman
CNBC.com Staff Writer

Most people will agree that the math on the housing market is out of whack: More homes were built in the past few decades than there were people who could afford them.

Greg Epperson | Getty Images

If this overcalculation was made by a person with a shopping addiction, the answer would be simple: Return some of the merchandise. If it were made by the U.S. government, we all know the answer — raise the limit on your credit card.

But when the overcalculation involves actual, physical homes that are cemented into the ground, cost money to maintain and drive down the value of surrounding homes, what can you do?

Banks have tried giving away some foreclosed homes to organizations willing to repurpose them.

But with more than 1.5 million homes in some state of foreclosure in this country, banks are getting so desperate, they’ve just decided to get out the bulldozer and knock them down. Hit the reset button. Start over.

When Detroit Mayor Dave Bing proposed such a demolition plan a year and a half ago, people thought it was radical idea. Now, with home prices at 2002 levels and still falling, it doesn’t seem like such a radical idea—it seems practical.

Bank of America [BAC  Loading...      ()   ] spent $1 million to knock down 100 homes in Detroit and donate the land to an organization that would repurpose it for "green space, urban farming or redevelopment." Bank of America and Wells Fargo [WFC  Loading...      ()   ] have also donated dozens of homes in Cleveland and helped pay for their demolition, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports. JPMorgan [JPM  Loading...      ()   ], Citigroup [C  Loading...      ()   ] and Fannie Mae are apparently also getting out the bulldozers, according to the Atlantic.

The bulldozers have revved up a predictable amount of outrage but wait until home prices start to rise again—I’ll bet there will be a lot less outrage then.

Pony Treats:

The $15 House. It pays to know the law: A man in Texas took possession of a house for just $15 based on Texas's obscure "adverse possession" law after the prior owner just walked away. The neighbors gave him a hard time, and some even called the police, but all the police did was disperse the crowd to get them to stop harassing the man, who was just following the law.

Buy the Whole Dang Town. Former rodeo star Twila Merrill owns much of Scenic, South Dakota, but this cowgirl is getting ready to hang up her hat and she's put the whole dang town up for sale for the bargain price of $799,000. Now that's a rootin', tootin' good deal!

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