Adecco Group North America, the human resources consulting business, surveyed more than 800 office workers found that if your boss is a man, you probably make more money.
WHAT?!!
While you ponder the various reasons why, here's more from Adecco:
Four out of five workers believe that if their jobs were on the line, the boss would fight to keep them.
One in four believes "I work harder than my boss."
The topic workers are least comfortable discussing with the boss is their relationship with a significant other (23 percent).
The most awkward activity to do with the boss? Double date with your significant others (43 percent).
Finally, if there's one thing people want to change about the boss, what would it be? The most popular answer, by a wide margin at 59 percent, was, "Nothing. I think my boss is great." Uh, yes, yes, I agree! Don't change a thing, boss!
UPDATE: An earlier version incorrectly stated the number of people surveyed by OfficeTeam.
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