The year was 2008. You may have omitted this year from memory, like a hotelier omits Floor 13 from an elevator control panel. The pain at the pump was very real, with gas climbing to over $4.00 a gallon. The real estate market in most suburbs was in freefall, adding a new "f-word" to our shared vernacular: "Foreclosure." Extreme austerity swept through the banking sector, halting all growth and expansion. Amidst this chaos, the job market was bleak.

In a case of Extremely Bad Timing, 2008 was the year I graduated from Elon University with a shiny new Business degree. I had moved to North Carolina from Wisconsin to attend school, but my dream was to go west (young man). I wanted to work in the innovative center of the universe, 2,700 miles away in California.