
In what may be the nastiest spat since the days when Vegas handled disputes outside of court—if you get my meaning—Watanabe has filed a lawsuit accusing Hurrah's of plying him with alcohol and prescription drugs in an attempt to keep him gambling. In the end, he says he lost more than $100 million.
Now, as much as World Toilet Day just screams Funny Business, maybe I need to hold off on the adolescent guffawing I'm known for.
No one reads newspapers anymore, everyone speeds through commercials on their DVRs, and people generally have the attention span of a gnat. What's an advertiser to do to get your attention? Where can marketers hold you captive?
Wanna smell like Elvis? Joan Crawford? Nixon? I mean, smell like them when they were alive?
It may be the strangest shortage since the world went nuts over tulips. Eggo Waffles have nearly disappeared from store shelves.
I got an email which merits a Funny Business blog based solely on its title: "Text messages may increase use of sunscreen."
