Funny Business with Jane Wells


  Friday, 29 Aug 2014 | 3:34 PM ET

America runs on bacon, and so does this motorcycle

Posted By: Jane Wells

Hormel has created a custom motorcycle that runs on 100 percent refined bacon grease. The bike is part of a marketing effort to promote Hormel's Black Label brand, and an entire story around the marketing stunt from ad agency BBDO can be found at BaconBike.com.

Why a bacon bike?

"It was more like, 'Why wouldn't you do that?'" said Steve Venenga, Hormel VP of new products marketing. "I mean, it was such a great idea."

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  Friday, 22 Aug 2014 | 4:50 PM ET

A new way to join the 'Mile High Club' (for a fee)

Posted By: Jane Wells

People do a lot of crazy things when they go to Las Vegas. Andy Johnson is counting on that. Johnson has created Love Cloud Vegas, an airline where people pay to go airborne so they can join the "Mile High Club."

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  Friday, 22 Aug 2014 | 9:02 AM ET

Frankenfruit—for real—draws big bucks for one guy

Posted By: Jane Wells

Food prices are high, but for the $100 watermelons and pumpkins Tony Dighera grows organically in Fillmore, California, demand is outstripping supply.

That's $100 wholesale, by the way. Retail is $200.

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  Wednesday, 13 Aug 2014 | 3:43 PM ET

Up in smoke: California wildfire torches pot crops

Posted By: Jane Wells

A wildfire burning through dense forest in California's Mendocino County has destroyed more than 11,000 acres and injured eight firefighters. The cost has reportedly topped $20 million.

That does not include the marijuana.

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  Thursday, 7 Aug 2014 | 1:38 PM ET

Prancercise is back! This time with horses...

Posted By: Jane Wells

The Prancercise lady is back.

A year and a half after Joanna Rohrback became a viral video star with her odd exercise program and an outfit that defies description, she's returned with a new Prancercise video (plus a DVD) called "Fitness with Passion."

"This video goes a step beyond my original video, exploring the potential of getting fit along with a preferred partner, in a preferred environment, and even alongside preferred animals," said Rohrback.

Read MorePrancercise Creator: 'Let Them Laugh'

The new video is different from the original in three ways: 1) Rohrback has a partner this time, Victor Cutino of the Peaceful Ridge Rescue for horses, 2) she actually gets to Prancercise with real horses, 3) more money was used in the production (a drone provides aerials, spooking the horses at one point).

It actually looks like a pretty good workout.

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  Friday, 1 Aug 2014 | 1:02 PM ET

The economy's in the toilet, and that's a good thing

Posted By: Jane Wells

Here's one indicator the economy is improving: Your favorite seat in the house costs more.

Toilet sales have risen 28 percent since 2011, according to American Standard CEO Jay Gould, whose company is a leading manufacturer of toilets.

"We lost about a third of our overall business from 2008 until 2012," Gould said. "I'm happy to say now, over the past two years, we've been growing at double-digit rates."

Most of the company's $1 billion in annual sales are tied to home remodeling projects, and the company is now trying to capture one of the fastest-growing trends: smart toilets. This summer American Standard started selling the $4,200 AT200, a toilet with a heated seat that automatically opens, closes and flushes.

Read MorePeer-to-peer's new meaning: Bathroom rentals

American consumers looking for a European experience can also use a retractable bidet wand. Competitors Toto and Kohler already sell smart toilets, and Gould said he thinks American Standard can sell $50 million worth a year.

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  Wednesday, 30 Jul 2014 | 11:52 AM ET

Living the dream in Malibu—for less!

Posted By: Jane Wells

I got to pretend this week. Pretend that I live in Malibu.

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  Friday, 18 Jul 2014 | 12:51 PM ET

Lady Gaga 'Water Boards' California

Posted By: Jane Wells

Lady Gaga found out we have a huge drought in California while she was out here doing a music video near the humongous swimming pool at Hearst Castle.

Now she wants to Water Board you. She's working with state water boards to urge Californians to conserve.

The resulting marriage of hot fame and dry earth is, well, a bad romance.

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  Monday, 14 Jul 2014 | 1:10 PM ET

Germany wins another world title...in beach nudity

Posted By: Jane Wells

Germans are in the throes of ecstasy after winning the World Cup. Expect raucous celebrations. And nudity.

Hey, it's summertime, the weather is warm. In Deutschland, that means it's time to go clothing-optional, at least at the beach.

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  Tuesday, 1 Jul 2014 | 1:02 PM ET

Germany vs France: A World Cup drinking game

Posted By: Jane Wells

One hundred years after the First World War started, and 70 years after D-Day, Americans on this Fourth of July can sit back and watch what happens when Germany tries to invade French territory again...in Brazil.

Or at least that's how ESPN may play it.

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About Funny Business with Jane Wells

  • If it was up to Jane Wells, she’d spend her entire day combing Mother Earth for stories and observations just for this blog. She has more fun writing Funny Business than anything else she does... professionally, that is. Funny business is whatever Jane considers hilarious, strange, fishy, or ridiculous, which pretty much covers everything on Wall Street. It is her hope this blog makes you smile, even when the news is grim. After all, it's only money.


  • Jane Wells

    Based in Los Angeles, Jane Wells is a CNBC business news reporter and also writes the Funny Business blog for CNBC.com.