Jenny Craig’s Horse Renamed

Reflecting on the absurdity that is the name of Jenny Craig’s horse (Chocolate Candy) in this year’s Kentucky Derby, we asked you to help us rename it before the big race.

Not like Jenny is going to take our suggestions - even though we think it makes more sense to have a name that is consistent with her brand.

We gave you six choices and Results Not Typical edged out Worth The Weight.

But we also received some clever submissions from our readers. Our favorites come from Brent Skinner, who we’re convinced must name horses for a living. His submissions? Good Lard, Fiber Smiber and Feel Da Burn.

Honorable mentions go to Jeff LeBel for BeforeNAfter and Elizabeth Spurry for Slim Chance.

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