Jay Leno doesn't drink. Neither does fellow comedian Alonzo Bodden.
That's why it's even more fun to watch them navigate a simulated drunken-driving course on a recent episode of CNBC's "Jay Leno's Garage."
At the start of a figure-eight wet-course, dotted with orange cones and inflatable clowns, Jay and Alonzo meet with a representative of Ford's Driving Skills for Life. The program is designed to teach kids about the dangers of impaired and distracted driving, as well as to provide advanced driving techniques that teens might not learn through regular driver's ed.
To simulate being intoxicated, the comedians wear special goggles to blur their vision and body weights to mimic the physical effects of being under the influence.
Alonzo hits the course first and feels immediately impaired the moment he puts on the goggles.
"Have you put these on, Jay?" he asks. "Because I'm not sure where you went."