This morning's marketis enough to drive you to drink.
Some have already started.
On Twitter, @bluestarair tweeted, "Rough Market: watch #CNBC (and) do a shot every time someone says #GoodQuestion."
What other buzzwords might we watch for? Good question. (Oops!)
For the record, I am not encouraging anyone to drink. I'm encouraging you to laugh while your 401k goes into the red. Again.
I suggested "Bloodbath" as a drinking trigger, and then I asked others to chime in.
From @BucketKing: "Piling on."
@Chrisnnc: "Derisking."
@Edponsi: "Kick the can down the road."
@Peter_Eller10: "Risk on/risk off." (He adds, "Would get one drunk pretty fast.")
@D_Alpher: "Capitulation."
@rewashednews suggests we focus on Rick Santelli and Steve Liesman--"Each time they interrupt each other, you drink."
@TitzenAssetMgmt: "They know NOTHING!"
@TraderRLH: "Soft patch."
From @Clydbeaty: "How about 'winning the future', where I order mega amounts of drinks and hand you the tab."
And, my personal favorite, from @n23mc: "We'll be right back."