Morning six-pack: What we're reading Wednesday

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Happy Wednesday. Just like the Federal Reserve, there's no tapering here, either, so it's a full six-pack for your reading pleasure:

First, we sue all the Webmasters. Looks like Obamacare is going to be a rainmaker for the American legal profession. (Politico)

Getting smarter by going to college is crazy expensive, but only a little more so than last year. (USA Today)

This time around, European banking regulators pledge the stress tests will involve actual stress and actual tests. (Reuters)

Take no solace from the late start to tax season (thank you, government shutdown). The deadline remains the same. (Triangle Business Journal)

For whatever reason, Tuesday's weird reversal in the Netflix share price came off as some kind of mystery. Carl Icahn bailed, period.

And, finally ... the new Apple product launch isn't playing well in Asia.'s Ansuya Harjani explains.

—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.