Musk delivered a quarter that was in-line. Analysts expected 19,000 cars to be delivered for the quarter, and Musk delivered just 17,000. Musk now projects that Tesla will make 500,000 cars by 2018 and 1 million by 2020.
"His transparency is shameless," Cramer said.
It was clear to Cramer that Musk is using the forecast to both raise money on Wall Street and get people to send Tesla deposits for new orders.
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If anything, Cramer thinks Musk should raise all the money he can to ensure Donald Trump is defeated, because without government subsidies, he says, "Tesla is a goner."
The most amazing part is that Musk gets away with it, simply because of demand.
The polar opposite, in Cramer's perspective, is Cook at Apple. Cook forecast almost perfectly for the most recent quarter reported. And for Apple's guidance, Cramer says Cook did what he had to do to reset growth expectations for the current quarter.
As for Fitbit, Cramer was not happy with the results delivered from the CEO.
"James Park should be banned from making any projections. His stock would be a heck of a lot higher if he were," Cramer said.
While many headlines touted that Fitbit had a shortfall, Cramer says that was wrong. The quarter was actually better than expected. The guidance however, was just as strange as the previous quarter, where Park slashed projections dramatically and then beat those numbers on Wednesday.
"I think these numbers mean nothing to him. I mean, he cut the guidance for next quarter but then boosted the full-year forecast. My advice: just make the product and shut up," Cramer said.