Central banks can only look on in wonder at power of OPEC’s hints and mutterings

How many stories are there in town at the moment? What are the current obsessions for traders who, now that September is here, are routinely swinging the equity market over one percent on a daily basis?

To my mind, after a seemingly endless succession of sessions in July and August without a 1 percent move either up or down for the S&P, we are now being driven by two issues. First, the U.S. Federal Reserve's and its painfully slow rate hiking path and second by that old perennial – the oil price.

On the former, the merest whiff of a positive piece of data and the market goes into a stroppy teenager-like depression only to whoop with joy last week when the raft of underwhelming numbers more or less shut the door on any prospects of a hike. If we don't get a hike, it's going to be the same old story right up until the December FOMC (Federal Open Market Committee) and beyond.

Frank Sinatra in 1965
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Frank Sinatra in 1965

On the latter, you've got to love the way the big boys of oil cartel OPEC are still proving a class act when it comes to moving the market. Like some latter day Rat Pack act, you don't need fresh material to keeping the audience racing for the dance floor.

In fact, OPEC and its on-off pal, Russia, haven't had any new material for years. When it comes to stated production levels, they look distinctly like a one-hit wonder.

That said, the first song was a real cracker and no-one seems to mind all these years later that they keep wheeling out the same old tune. Every time it's played, it seems like the first time and the punters of the streaming generation lap it up just as much as those who bought the 45' on vinyl all those years earlier.

And what is that hit tune? Why it's the one where the band pledges to be honest and keep to its promises regardless of its past indiscretions. The one where no matter how many times they cheated in the past, they promise to stick to the rules to keep the relationship on the straight and narrow.

The amazing thing is of course that it works every time. The oil majors keep promising some form of discipline where no-one will overproduce. This is, and always has been, ludicrous despite Saudi Arabia's old role in the band of being the swing producer. Outside of the Cuf Co-operation Council, all oil producers have always produced every barrel they can and always will do.

Other bands such as the European Central Bankand the Bank of Japan also had their time at the top of the Hit Parade but their tune hasn't proved to have as much appeal as the years have rolled by. The verbal intervention that has enjoyed such eternal popularity among oil market junkies just doesn't seem to have the same appreciation in central bank world.

Tune's by the ECB's Mario Draghi and Haruhiko Kuroda of the BOJ, once melodic and soothing, aren't making the same splash on the airwaves. Currencies are just not reacting the way they are supposed to and there is a new fear from the groups' managers and roadies that their heydays are past and they're consigned to being played in elevators. Meanwhile the oil guys are still the top downloads on Spotify and Deezer.

Sooner or later even OPEC will need some new material but for now the central bankers can only look on in envy at the longevity of their one great hit.

Steve Sedgwick co-anchors CNBC's flagship program, Squawk Box Europe and is CNBC's OPEC reporter. Follow him@steve_sedgwick

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