By the year 2048, the only edible substances left on Earth will be man-made hybrid foods
Though it may sound like a species of rare Australian crocodilian, according to the retail behemoth, it's a mashup of a croissant and a flour tortilla: a flaky, layered affair that can be wrapped around taco filling, used as a pizza crust, transformed into a dessert, or (probably) worn as a hat.
"This is destined to be the hottest mashup since tweens started asking for Labradoodles," the company said in a statement [ed. note: SMH].
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Here now, a list of things the
- Roti paratha
- The outside of a Taco Bell chalupa
- A scallion pancake without the scallions
- Millennial bait
- A desperate maneuver to capitalize on the success of pastry whiz Dominique Ansel
And a list of things the
- A croissant
- A tortilla
Marketing! Ain't it grand?