Here's our second-quarter earnings report card for 33 stocks in the portfolio

Jen-Hsun Huang, president and chief executive officer of Nvidia Corp., speaks during the company's event at Mobile World Congress Americas in Los Angeles, California, Oct. 21, 2019.
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What slowdown? Worries about corporate profits were misplaced yet again this quarter, as a whopping 79% of the S&P 500 reported an upside earnings surprise and 64% had better-than-expected sales, according to FactSet.