The Battle of the Sexes becomes Germ Warfare
Women are dirty. And I don't mean that in a "Playboy" way. Clorox commissioned a study on who leaves behind more germs. The results are disturbing:
Women's offices on average have bacterial levels three times higher than men's offices. Researchers believe it's because "women seemed to have more stuff in their offices." Guilty. Particularly germ-ridden are women's computer mouses (mice?) and keyboards, which had up to FOUR times the germs found on male desk equipment. Women's desk drawers are even worse... SEVEN times the bacteria "hiding out" there. That's just gross, ladies. But here's the shocker, men's wallets are four times germier than women's purses ("bag-teria"). Considering all the disgusting places I've dropped my purse in the past, I just find that hard to believe. What are guys doing with their wallets? Yet my favorite tidbit is this: Clorox researched which sex has more germs on the EXCLAMATION POINT KEY ON THE COMPUTER. Women have more!!!! Can you believe that?!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!!!!!