Lindsay Lohan is in the clink, and she's apparently not handling it well.
Can't blame her. Who would?
However, news reports claim she's already landed a seven-figure post-jail interview. If true, not bad pay for what will probably be two to three weeks of no cigarettes or makeup. Or freedom.
Lohan may need that money.
She could have a very difficult time getting work as an actress because she's nearly uninsurable. Producers may not be able to buy coverage to make up for any potential losses if Lohan fails to show up for work or otherwise disrupts production.
But what about her auto insurance?
In what may be one of the more obscure tie-ins to the Lohan saga, the Insurance Information Network of Californiaran some numbers on what it might cost Lohan to legally drive in California.
"The big picture is that all of us can learn from her mistakes," says Pete Moraga of the IINC. He says with a clean driving record, based on Lohan's age and neighborhood, car insurance would cost her about $2,100 every six months.