Happy New Year!
Time to resolve to do better, to enjoy life, and to become annoyed with people who tell you to stop and smell the coffee.
The important thing about New Year’s resolutions is to aim low.
My neighbor for years resolved to lose ten pounds, failing every time. Last year, she didn’t make any weight loss resolutions…and lost 15 pounds. See?
Still, I play the game. Here are the resolutions I made a year ago for 2009:
I give myself a “C”.
Aiming even lower, here are my resolutions for 2010:
That brings me to the “Funny Business” blog.
Here are my resolutions for the blog:
In that vein, while I was on vacation, I discovered that someone is actually selling Tiger Condoms, which, ironically, Woods should have considered wearing. The condoms are made by PracticeSafePolicy.com, which also sells Obama, McCain,and Palin condoms. The Tiger prophylactics (“Approved for Swingers”) cost $3.95 EACH—for that price, they oughtta protect you from bad publicity, too. Finally, customers can even download a ringtone from the website and hear a rapper who sounds a lot like Woods tell you repeatedly, “Just do it”.
And the year’s only just started…
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