"Holy cow! When I got in this racket the Dow was at 800! And to think that I was told we would never get to 1,000 in my lifetime back then. Wrong!" the "Mad Money" host said.
With exception of the threat of global issues like Vladimir Putin peeking into the stock market and stirring it up, it's clear sailing until the end of the year. So it's time to have positive chatter and highlight a few opportunities for the upcoming week:
AutoZone: Four times a year, AutoZone reports. Four times a year it disappoints. Then four times a year Cramer suggests buying AutoZone because the company will buy into its own stock on weakness. Then four times a year investors make money. This is one of those times: Cramer says to buy AutoZone on the decline.
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United Technologies: It's investor day. Lamenting on the recent departure of its CEO, Cramer suspects this will be one heck of a meeting.
So with the big bad payroll wolf out of the way for this year, it looks like the market can relax for now. "Remember though, the market doesn't care good or bad, it just wants it to be put paid so investors can party on Ski Daddy. And that's exactly what I'm predicting will happen from now until 2015."