Tiger Log Cabins is based in Leeds, and is part of the TigerBox Group who also runs a sister company for Tiger Sheds. And while there's been "genuine interest" in their zombie fortress — mostly from America where the company doesn't actually ship — they still haven't sold any units on either side of the pond.
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In fact, as of right now, the design exists only in digital form — the cabin was rendered using SOLIDWORKS, a 3D CAD architecture system. But they assured me this is absolutely real, and it all snaps together. So, maybe it's time to start saving now for next Christmas.
"Mommy, why didn't Santa bring me a bike?"
"Because he brought Daddy a place to drink with his degenerate friends."
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The company's managing director, Russ Moran, explained that interlocking log cabins are popular in the UK, and says the housing market has influenced some people not to sell their homes and move, but, rather, to expand within their current property with a little backyard pre-fab.
Because, really, when you just need to get away from the family, as some of you may have experienced this holiday season, garden cabins are the perfect place to sit around and not wear pants. (Though, to be fair, I've said the same thing about Whole Foods.)
Pants or no pants, even a true zombie-proof cabin is useless without weapons. So, TigerBox recommends somehow accessorizing your fortress with a water cannon and flame thrower.
Neither of which I had at my rental in north Georgia.
Zombie fans seem to be enjoying this whole cabin idea. So much so, that, despite no actual sales, they're leaving creative five-star reviews in the names of fictional characters from zombie pop culture.
"Rick Grimes" wishes he had one.
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The point is, when the apocalypse arrives (and it will) the ZFC-1 is an option. Maybe. All things considered, it's still just a snap-together cabin, and I have my doubts about its overall strength.
Thus, when the zombies finally come for me, I'll probably just barter for my life.
"Hey, zombie, how 'bout a handful of Viagra samples?"